Unaltered photo I received today

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I heard there is a dildo company which makes transparent dildos with a hollow center. The idea is, you can unscrew a cover, fill the inside with whatever (in this case ashes) and then you could say you fucked yourself with things you normally couldn’t.

  You can also pay for this service that blasts a rocket off into space and explodes. With your loved ones ashes in it. Perfect for mafia kills where you need to dispose of a body. Not it’s in space, shattered into millions of specs of dust.

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  • Bratosch@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can I pay the rocket company to blast a rocket up my ass filled with a dead mafiosos ashes?

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You have to sign a waiver.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  God: “If you’d bothered to translate the texts properly, you would know this is exactly what I wanted.”

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Art

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I remember this meme from my childhood. Still funny

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