It would be funny, I think

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Groomer: “How can I help you?”

  Mobster: “I need you to make me look like a good boy.”

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cue Title Card:

    The Goodfella

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mobster comes out with a nice poodle cut.

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Last night I had a dream I perfected a magic trick

  I’d dress like a vampire, then at the end of a movie when everyone goes outside and it’s too bright I’d start hissing and screaming, then smoke would come off me and I’d collapse and disappear.

  I don’t know how to do magic though, so I have no hope of accomplishing this trick illusion and I submit it to the community.

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