Leaked audio of JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon Slamming Remote Work

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• lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To these bottom feeders “worked” means he glanced at his email and screamed at a few people.

  Then right back to oligarchin around

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  • Mirshe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You forgot that “golfing with clients” and “dinner with clients” and “yacht party with clients” are also work for these people.

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• NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He sounds like a tool. And I can’t get over him saying “I worked 7 days a week since Covid”. Bullshit.

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  • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Even if that’s true, so what. CEOs get paid millions, they are supposed to work a thousand days a week yet they only work 7.

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  • boogiebored@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    he IS a tool

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• violentfart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I agree with the part where not attending a remote meeting is rude and unprofessional.

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  • newthrowaway20@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes exactly. if you’re not gonna attend, just mark it on the invite and I can plan around it. Respect other people’s time

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      then stop sending meetings that could be emails.

      and for fuck’s sake, write your own god damn email. If I get a fucking whiff of LLM I will ignore that shit until the heat death of the universe. couldn’t care less if it’s from the CEO or Gerry down in facilities.

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• foggy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  lol how do you want your tech team’s security lead to explain to Bill from management in the ohio office that his new hire will continue to be isolated from the environment if he downloads isos from his browser to make a VM on his desktop and also tell Shirley in the Texas office that one of her developers sftp users PW has been expired for a week and it’s setting off brute force triggers in your siem?

  You ready to hire a fuck ton more IT workers?

  Nah just have AI do it. Like a competitor won’t poison that shit to leak company data. 🤙

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  • girthero@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have had the most recruiter contacting for JPMorgan Chase. i keep saying im only interested in remote work, but they keep contacting me. Red flags all over the place when they’re perpetually hiring.

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• Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  LOL, people ITT slamming this guy with accusations of laziness without knowing a thing about him. He’s probably one of the most knowledgeable and insightful business minds of our time. Not saying he’s a saint, but he’s sure as fuck not lazy. Y’all need to grow the fuck up.

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