You’re the coolest, Grandma B!
MFW my boss calls to see if I can cover a shift, but I'm already to drunk to drive to get there.
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MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 22 hours ago
That’s been my response because it’s HR iron clad.
“MyDarkestTimeline01, come in we had some call outs.”
“I can’t, I’ve had a few cocktails and I’m no good to drive.”
“…it’s 10 AM…”
“And it’s my day off. Bye.”
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
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