anon is hungover

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• OwlPaste@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sounds legit, il add it to my 2026 bingo card

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• Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I had to check to make sure this wasn’t how I first heard of our latest invasion.

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• kali_fornication@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  eric the red still trolling n00bs from beyond the grave i see

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  >be pete hegseth

  I’d rather not

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• frank@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  hungover as fuck

  Still drunk from 2004

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  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    > Hegseth gets cut off and finally sobers up

    > Looks up.

    > “You’re Donald Trump.”

    > “Yes, president of the United States Donald Trump.”

    > “What.”

    > “and you are secretary of defense.”

    > “What?”

    > " And we’re going to war with the rest of NATO and the EU over Greenland."

    > “WHAT.”

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