rules of the pirate code

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• Elting@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Learning to count is not one of the pirate rules.

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  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nay, Matey! We've got to count the loot, and distribute it equitably, yar! So all pirates must know a wee bit 'o arithmetic, harr!

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Me shoes are secured to the mast and are due a whippin’ me Captain. Now what?

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  • agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Shiver me timbers yer the safest pirate in the fleet!

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• s@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But I have two peg legs. I also have two hook hands and two eyepatches so that makes it even more difficult.

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• Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Arr, pirates must know all manner o' knots, as to knot (har har!) know them would be lubberly, and is not to be countenanced.

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• Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I never run aground with my blundstones, lace is for the trollops in Tortuga

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