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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  are we sure we didn’t confused for a giant piece of shit?

  I guess it’s a matter of perspective.

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• BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What would you name a dung beetle if it came into your house and started drinking all the Shasta in your fridge?

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  • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A polite guest who brings their own refreshments.

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• quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hmmm, no. Not a dung beetle at least, it was an European mole cricket, cool dude, I still don’t know where he was trying to go.

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• Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I thought for sure the 2nd line was going to be:

  A piece of shit.

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I had one of the shimmering metalic emerald green species land on my shirt this summer and it was honestly one of the highlights of my year. “THAT FIGURES!” I thought, even the animal kingdom agrees I’m a piece of shit.

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• moshankey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Maybe a little moisturizer?

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• yistdaj@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I just appreciate that they prevent flies.

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