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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I love when bill collectors call me up everyday it makes me feel noticed and important, they really want talk to me. :)

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• 4grams@awful.systems ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I try to keep one or two near collections at all times. Makes me feel like someone cares…

  This is a joke (although I am often behind on bills).

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  • fascicle@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Have you tried just paying off all your bills in one lump sum

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    • 4grams@awful.systems ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I have, but they wouldn’t take a fist born, nor magic beans…

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They don’t mind if you’re dead so long as it’s on auto pay.

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  • HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I never thought of it that way, but now I see why they push hard for auto pay. Thats dark.

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s a reason, but probably not the only reason. You are less likely to innocuously forget while on auto-pay, though, I don’t they care why so long as they get paid.

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• garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sometimes I see a dumb post and get mad that I’m seeing a dumb post and then I notice what community its in and I go oh yeah that’s a good shitpost.

  Love and hate shitpost relationship :/

  Anyway, good shitpost. Dumb boomer message.

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