Think about the shareholder value of this one

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• Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Them laughing their asses off, knowing they won’t have children.

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  • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sacked for not respecting the agreement

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• Vinny_93@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You could also use the infant’s blood to revitalize a shareholder

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  • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pump new life into the board

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• DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “For Value Received”, by Andrew J. Offutt

  A new father receives a bill for the birth of his daughter. He asks what will happen if he refuses to pay, and is told that the patient will not be allowed to go home until he pays up.

  The mother and father go home and leave the baby.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poor Toby. He wasn’t even all that bad, as far as HR goes.

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