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• MyDearWatson616@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Everyone knows that when you get ace king suited, the flop is going to be low cards of a different suit. That’s why you always fold every hand except for deuce 7 off suit. That’s the only real winner.

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  • xtr0n@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    📠

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• Wilzax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But 90% of Gamblers quit right before they hit it big!

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You don’t want to stop when you’re overdue to win, and you also don’t want to end on a hot streak… so I guess you have to keep going.

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• xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why would she divorce you? You’re WINNING

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  • shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    wrinkly hands

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    • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mine are wrinkle free, like shiny sausages or King Charles.

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  • Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He wins so much and becomes so rich she divorces, takes her half and walks

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    • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ah, economics

      That makes sense

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  • theodewere@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    it's like Bear Claw said to Jeremiah Johnson: "i never could find no tracks on a woman's heart"

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh yeah, I’ll start my own marriage! With Blackjack. And hookers. Eh, screw the whole thing.

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• TheWoozy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Typical millenial humor

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    oh no

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• 768@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The joke is about the cards and not their letters, right?

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