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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Because your dishwasher knows how drunk you are and is trying to tell you those aren’t fries and they’re not the microwave

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  tfw air fryer has no window 🥲

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• Slatlun@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What is a “leftover fries”?

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  More like slightly warming up a raw chicken breast so I can fuck it, amirite?

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