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Anon gets investing advice from Isaac Newton

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • supercargo@r.nf ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is exactly why I won’t do it. I learned a long time ago I have the worst luck possible with anything gambling related. Money is too important to me to just piss it away.

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  • untakenusername@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    the markets are something in between, like there’s math to somewhat estimate the madness of men

    to those who disagree:

    Black–Scholes equation

    chaos theory guy figuring out that some distribution better models the prices of some prices better

    Fundamental theorem of asset pricing

    Fundamental theorem of asset pricing

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    'Markets can stay irrational longer than you can remain solvent.'

    • Some other hoity toity British guy
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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What comes up must go down!

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  • dwindling7373@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Newton had friends?

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    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Gotta brag to someone.

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  • redhorsejacket@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nice to see Newton and I have one thing in common, and, let me tell ya, I don’t know shit about astronomy.

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Did his friends actually exit or did they just believe they were rich?

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