“And the tree had no fruit on it, and I was a bit hangry, you know, so I cursed it, and bro, no word of a lie, that fig tree straight up died.”
The Holy Ghost told him he could reach more people here than at churches
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Agent641@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 1 day ago
oh no, Rogan is a Jojo now?
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Is the bible accurate? Like, 2 Samuel 3:14?
Jamie, pull that upMickey7@lemmy.world 2 days ago
2 Samuel 3:14? 2 Samuel 3:14, David sends messengers to Ish-bosheth, Saul’s son, demanding the return of his wife Michal, whom he had been betrothed to for the price of a hundred Philistine foreskins.
I’ve heard of guns storing a few foreskins in their refrigerator, but 100 is pretty outrageous and this was a time before you could refrigerate them.
garcialuengo@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Bro, that’s crazy. Matthew 3:16
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
AT LAST,
THE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL
sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So, he finally took Andrew Llyod Webber’s advice from Jesus Christ Superstar and popped into the age of mass communication.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Rogan - “So how did the whole Messiah thing start?” Jesus - “My carpentry business was slow and I was bored. I saw an add in a magazine for a kit of magic tricks. I got real good at doing the tricks. Before I knew it I was on the road doing shows with a staff of 12 guys”
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s crazyyy