Radiocokkars and Eartags are probably the future of US citizens, but not by aliens. I think more of neuralink, implanted by default on the newborns.
27 March 2025
Submitted 10 months ago by jabathekek@sopuli.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Zerush@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
LOL I’m imagining all those political weirdos lining up to get neuralink implants “because they’ve got nothing to hide” and becoming the very sheep they despise.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
tdawg@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Must be a new fashion trend
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Griknog, Z. Fipfip, P. (323.523.1). Purpose built radio collars and ear tags mirrored by study participants social circles. Third Journal of Xeno-biology, 55(2), 3330-3335. doi.org/144.113853352
Bademantel@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Preview saved me but nice attempt.
StartWin@reddthat.com 10 months ago
There was one study I vaguely remember reading of, where tagged birds of a certain species were seen as more desirable mates. So the scientists had to change their tagging style.
anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
That’s a high maintenance lawn. Prefer natural environment in the yard.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
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Kaput@lemmy.world 10 months ago
oce@jlai.lu 10 months ago
Maybe they implemented something in the brain to sensor the detection of the collars and tags, similarly to how selfie sticks camera automatically remove the stick from pictures.