Nearly All Cybertrucks Have Been Recalled Because Tesla Used the Wrong Glue

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• cabbage@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • Make car out of stainless steel
  • Glue it together

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  • vk6flab@lemmy.radio ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Make sure that you use cheap stainless steel, otherwise it won’t rust and leave a stressed patina look.

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    • Powderhorn@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For god’s sake, don’t expose it to water, though. I mean, what sort of steel is this? Steel for Rust programmers?

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  • thingsiplay@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Glue is pretty strong and can work well. If you do it right.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “3M’s fancy glue is too expensive.”

  “So we switch to Elmer’s?”

  “Also too expensive. Just mix some flour and water together for paste.”

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  • Powderhorn@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “We just need horses.”

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    • bradorsomething@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh, did an airline stewardess walk by?

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• merthyr1831@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tesla is the only car company on earth that has every single existing model subject to a recall.

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  • Powderhorn@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tesla is the only car company on earth in history that has every single existing model subject to a recall.

    FTFY.

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    • Patch@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You don’t know that. The people of Kepler-452b might well be suffering under a truly awful automobile industry.

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    • thingsiplay@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tesla is the only car company on earth in history in the entire universe that has every single existing model subject to a recall.

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• bradorsomething@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Got caught using the wrong glue is more accurate.

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  • some_dude@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Got caught using the glue wrong (sniffing)

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    • baggins@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lloyd Bridges clip from Airplane springs to mind.

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• scott@lem.free.as ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  thistothat.com

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  • cabbage@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What an amazing site.

    We won't ask why you would want to glue ceramic and leather together - we just give gluing info.

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  • bownage@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wow this is actually very useful

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s funny, I just used that website a few weeks ago because I needed to bond a metal washer to plastic. The jb weld it recommended seems to have worked great

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• thejml@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s become very popular. Jaguar, Lexus, Audi, they’ll use glues at some point. So I’m very surprised. It’s not as if it’s an unknown science. I’ve not heard [of problems] anywhere else.”

  Yeah, none of those brands are trying to be cheap as shit death traps though.

  I also find it fun how i heard this morning that it hasn’t even been fixed in production yet.

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• 30p87@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Schadenfreude

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  • Successful_Try543@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … ist immer noch die schönste Freude.

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    • Powderhorn@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Stimmt!

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• thingsiplay@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When i read the post title, I honestly thought this is a meme.

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• teri@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Always have some chewing gum ready. (I would advise for cyanoacrylate but that’s illegal in some places because you could use it to stick yourself to the road as a form of protest)

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