It has so many magnificent features. It will even warm your hands on a cold day

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You are being selfish. You have a wonderful gift. Share it

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    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I will not, if you want to warm your hands I have two perfectly good armpits that are much better at doing that.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What is this? Democracy manifest?!

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  • burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A succulent Chinese meal!

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• Binette@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No. Get your own penis

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    selfish

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s entirely possible to jump “over the moon” if your reproductive organs make contact with frosty ol hands.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sure, the feathers keep it fuzzy and warm.

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