No. Get your own penis
It has so many magnificent features. It will even warm your hands on a cold day
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
It’s entirely possible to jump “over the moon” if your reproductive organs make contact with frosty ol hands.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 weeks ago
Sure, the feathers keep it fuzzy and warm.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS
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Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You are being selfish. You have a wonderful gift. Share it
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I will not, if you want to warm your hands I have two perfectly good armpits that are much better at doing that.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What is this? Democracy manifest?!
burgersc12@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
A succulent Chinese meal!