Do you have to be a tool and screw with me while I'm eating?

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  POV you’re my gf every time I get fries

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  • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “No I’m not hungry”

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• Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Raccoon thoughts:
  Nooo muh grapes! D:
  …
  Well guess you really want some,
  fine you can have that one.

  Human:
  Does not take gift
  and continues harassing coon :c

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• Fabian@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Raccoons are really cute

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    keep in mind that if cornered they can kill a dog.

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m not gonna bite this guy, he wants it too much

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So how’d you get rabies?

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• Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Can you not?”

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