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• guy@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Russian President Vladimir Putin welcomed Trump's upright gesture and sent him a gift of a set of colored pencils

  lmao

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They were all orange colored, too

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  • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And the name of the place they were produced in can be adapted to English as Fuckyoursk.

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• safesyrup@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is satire, right? I literally can‘t tell

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Оф корс ит из сэтайрь. Ай’м виллинг ту бет мост Американс вид шит брикс иф дей хед ту лёрн а секнд алфабет.

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    • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They already shit bricks when you tell them kids are learning Arabic numbers in school!

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    • The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Most Americans have a very tenuous grasp on their first alphabet.

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    • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s funny because 20 years ago, I remember all the Republicans in my rural town in Oklahoma saying that it wouldn’t be long before we’d all need to learn Chinese because we’re in sooooooo much debt to China that we’d be speaking the language.

      They were also royally pissed about Obama bowing to the Saudi prince, but they sure don’t seem to mind it when Trump does everything short of sucking Putin off.

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• andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The monks aren’t druggies

  One of them’s called Meth-odius

  It’s a classic blunder of any war on drugs at that point.

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• ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Цанк йоу, Доналд. Веру коол!

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  • RagnarR@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nah… Right variant is “Сэнк ю, Дональд. Вери кул!”

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