Went to an Aussie bush doof as a teenager and had some Americans come smoke bongs with me at my camp site. They were dressed up as ninja turtles. After a while I realised one of them had his plums hanging out his shorts and they were painted green. Americans love taking things too far.
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goodthanks@lemmy.world 5 days ago
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 days ago
As an American:
1 - Taking things too far is The American Way™ and we are proud of our excessiveness.
B - I’m sad that I have no idea what a “bush doof” is, but it sounds pretty cool if there’s bongs and turtle balls.
Third - I got nothing else, just being excessive at this point
IV - why are you still reading this? I told you I got nothing else.
f - I think I lost count of which point I was on…
goodthanks@lemmy.world 5 days ago
BTW, this is what an Aussie bush doof looks like. Music courtesy of Russian psychedelic boffins Kindzadza and Psykovsky. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCrIPWFXEbU
goodthanks@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Thank you for your address Mr or Mrs Ambassador.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Consider this a reminder to trim unsightly hair on your scrotum.
Amanduh@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Make me.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 days ago
No
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
The hairy discoballs were dangling and dazzling for the entire dance floor to see