I bet you’re a night corn eater. Pretty common. Check around your bed and behind things on shelves for open cans of corn.
I didn't even eat corn. WTF?
Submitted 2 months ago by WagnasT@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 months ago
aviationeast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oddly enough my wife has said this exact phrase.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve said this myself many times when the toilet has beckoned
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 month ago
You might have discovered that you are corny. Nothing wrong with that, lots of people are.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The body stores corn in the appendix.
Truly amaizeing, the human body.
Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not the balls?
Thorry84@feddit.nl 2 months ago
How would that work? They are filled with pee