You want to be practicing up until the last second, of course. After we learned how swole the tooth fairy is, a lot of us started prepping for future loses. That’s why I have a bunker full of instant mashed potatoes, apple sauce, and broth.
Just give em some bourbon beforehand
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
I’ve got a Tattoo Barber down the road from my house. Not sure whether he tattoos hair on your head or trims tattoos off. But either way, it sounds painful.
cuerdo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Aktshually it seems a very uneffective method.
istdaslol@feddit.org 3 months ago
Just one steel chair to the face is enough to remove teeth from humanity
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
He smacks you with a great shout. You feel glove slapped like a duel challenge. Then he offers a small tub as you feel the tooth slip from your jaw onto your tongue.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Chuck Norris, DDS.
robocall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I lived in a tiny town where the candy store owner was best friends with the only dentist. There was a running joke in the entire town that the two of them were plotting to get rich off everyone.