Maybe there is a benefit of wasting so much of your time on Lemmy

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dude just go to sleep. This anal probe is a rental and I have to return it by 7am, or they’ll charge me for another full day.

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  • Tautvydaxx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thats how you know the guy probing you is an alien, they always hurry to be done by 7am.

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He’s waiting for you to go to sleep. If he’d be waiting on you the weight would probably keep you awake.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I require an explanation before I judge the severity of this burn

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• No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sikos

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