christmas_treechristmas_treeMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESchristmas_treechristmas_tree!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas tonguesweat_drops Santa’s about to slide santa_tone4wink down your hot fire hot fire chimney tonight. So lick sweat_dropskiss those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnogbaby_bottle, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshopeggplanteggplant! Don’t forget to slide down that XXXtra santa_tone3santa_tone3 big North Pole, and make sure your cookie cookie cookieis yummy enough for Santa to eatlips!eyes but are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candyfistCOCK=Dsweat_drops??? Send this to keycap_ten of your baddest bitch elvesman_elfman_elf If you get five back, you’re on the naughty list this year.eggplantsweat_drops! If you get keycap_ten back you better be ready for Santa’s hot fire CUMlattecoffee️sweat_dropstriumph if you get twozero back you’ve got the most bitchin candypeppermint candypussy in the North Pole! snowflakesnowman2 hope you get to BLOWwind_blowing_face lots of XXXmas DICK, and that you get lots of XXXmas christmas_tree CUMMIESgift_heartgift_heart HAVE A SLUTTYsweat_dropseggplanttongueDICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! santa_tone5santa_tone4santa_tone3santa_tone2santa_tone1
Exactly the message i needed to hear
m_f@midwest.social 2 days ago
With the original emojis:
🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼
Someone really needs to make a !cummypasta community for these. I tried posting one for Thanksgiving in !copypasta@sh.itjust.works and it was not well received