I don't have any kids

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• jayk@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image my toaster oven keeps giving me compliments

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• Odo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • mhague@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t just stare at it, feed it.

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Step 1: Time travel

  Step 2: Kidnap baby hitler

  Step 3: ???

  Step 4: WW3?

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks for the ideas. I would be willing to sacrifice the girl who baby sits my dog

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did you believe all of this convenient rapid heating of food and beverages would come without a cost?!?

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• homesnatch@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You don’t have any kids… any more…

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How dare you deny the god of the machine ?

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