Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

Humans... Just The Worst

⁨691⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨TheBat@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b9dd27b4-a592-4f72-9189-f434fd7f9bbc.png

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    THEY TAUGHT THE ROCKS TO THINK DAD

    Image

    source
  • blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Many of the Bible's authors seem of the opinion that humanity was created to be co-creators, and that intelligence and knowledge are gifts from God, I suspect teaching rocks to think is something He likes.

    source
    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To be fair, many of the Bible’s authors are highly unreliable narrators due to being high, drunk, or just actively psychotic at the time of writing 🤷

      source
      • pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not to mention that the gospels were written well after the people they’re named for first

        source
  • riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Its a common theme in memes nowadays, but it does make sense. Here you are, driving to a stupid meeting in a cage looking out and seeing a beautiful sunrise. But you can’t stop, because if you do you won’t get whatever they told you you will get.

    source
  • Lemjukes@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We didn’t teach em shit, we tricked em with lightning.

    source
  • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    THEY ARE DRAWING CLEARLY UNDERAGE GIRLS AND CLAIM THEY ARE 900, DAD! DAD? DAD WHAT IS THIS GREEN WEBSITE!? HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW LAPTOPS?! OH GOD! I MEAN, YOU, I MEAN… MICHAEL! MICHAEL HELP!

    source
    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Deity theft is no joke Jim! Millions suffer every year

      source
  • lemming741@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    …level1techs.com/…/teaching-sand-triblend-black-h…

    source
  • sexy_peach@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well in many parts of the world these trees only have fruit for a few months of the year…

    source
  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    www.jwz.org/blog/2016/11/star-trek-mad-science/

    source