Be femanon Talking to nice, attractive guy Invite him to my house, parents aren’t home Guy makes every excuse to not come over What is wrong with me?
Anon misses a hint
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Frog@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
EldenLord@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is so clearly fake and gay, bait used to be believable.
Sabata11792@ani.social 11 months ago
I just recently realized I had a coworker flirting with me… 2 years after leaving that job.
Last time some one flirted with me it took me ~5 years to notice. That’s a big improvement. I don’t expect a 3rd data point though…
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It already happened, you just haven’t realized yet.
Sabata11792@ani.social 11 months ago
There no way I could have 2 in a decade.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
If you cut off the last two or three lines, you can see this as a screenplay for an extremely gruff, overworked guy who is intentionally dismissive.
If you cast the guy as more attractive than the girl, then the rest of the scene plays out with anon as a chad who just does not care.
If he maybe cares, he can further ‘chad’ by looking at his watch, saying “Well, if you need help looking for em, I’ll be here tomorrow” and then him leaving.
Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The solution is being honest instead of hinting.
echodot@feddit.uk 11 months ago
I feel like “my parents aren’t home” isn’t even hinting. It’s downright obvious.
Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you know the saying. Anon heard it the first time.
Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
“HeY yOu WaN ComE TO My HoUsE aND FuCK?”
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
She needed help with her physics class assignments, Anon dodged a bullet.
echodot@feddit.uk 11 months ago
I have that at uni.
Hot girl asked me to come to her place after a party, said she “wanted help with her computer”.
She actually wanted help with her computer.
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Well? Did you help her?