Anon misses a hint

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She needed help with her physics class assignments, Anon dodged a bullet.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have that at uni.

    Hot girl asked me to come to her place after a party, said she “wanted help with her computer”.

    She actually wanted help with her computer.

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    • lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well? Did you help her?

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• Frog@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Be femanon Talking to nice, attractive guy Invite him to my house, parents aren’t home Guy makes every excuse to not come over What is wrong with me?

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• EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is so clearly fake and gay, bait used to be believable.

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• Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I just recently realized I had a coworker flirting with me… 2 years after leaving that job.

  Last time some one flirted with me it took me ~5 years to notice. That’s a big improvement. I don’t expect a 3rd data point though…

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It already happened, you just haven’t realized yet.

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There no way I could have 2 in a decade.

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• sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you cut off the last two or three lines, you can see this as a screenplay for an extremely gruff, overworked guy who is intentionally dismissive.

  If you cast the guy as more attractive than the girl, then the rest of the scene plays out with anon as a chad who just does not care.

  If he maybe cares, he can further ‘chad’ by looking at his watch, saying “Well, if you need help looking for em, I’ll be here tomorrow” and then him leaving.

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• Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The solution is being honest instead of hinting.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I feel like “my parents aren’t home” isn’t even hinting. It’s downright obvious.

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    • Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you know the saying. Anon heard it the first time.

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  • Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “HeY yOu WaN ComE TO My HoUsE aND FuCK?”

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