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Can’t forget terrormisu 🤌🏼

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can tell how they own an american restaurant instead of an italian one because they serve fettuccine alfredo and garlic bread.

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    • BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s an excellent episode of the Sopranos where they end up going to Italy. And even though their whole personality is “Italian” they find that they have nothing in common with actual Italians. That show is a masterpiece.

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No they serve fettuccine afraido and garlic dread can’t you read

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  • oo1@lemmings.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    torturelini spookghetti penne arra-bat-a Pizza Morguerita

    and you can serve Vampolicella or Mortepulciano

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  • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    veal pick-axe-a?

    Ravi-holyshititsaghost

    spaghouli and human balls

    chicken marsaaaaaaaawe’reallgoingtodiela

    wow, yeah i mean, the terrible ones really write themselves.

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not sure if human balls would be particularly appetizing

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      • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        clearly you haven’t dated enough good ladies then.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Where is this restaurant and how do I book a table?

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      • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        you don’t book a table.

        you BOOOOOOoooOoOOk a table.

        it’s not a restaurant it’s a restahhhhhhhhomghowlongdoesthisjokelaasttruelythisishellomgkillmerant

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Could also serve casu martzu. No name change needed, it’s scary enough as-is.

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    • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      c/unexpectedsardinia

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  • catbum@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Man, this is the only explanation for the closure of the lone Italian place in town a while back.

    No Italian restaurants exist in a 50 mile radius.

    Town’s haunted now.

    Zpoopa del giOHNO

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