Why, God?
It would have cost you nothing not to post this
Sneezing with cottage cheese in your mouth
Submitted 1 month ago by perishthethought@lemm.ee to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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seaQueue@lemmy.world 1 month ago
perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 month ago
True, and likewise, the same for you to ignore it.
Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch the soft tissue at the bridge of your nose. For me, this stops a sneeze 99% of the time.
frosch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Or press the tip of your tongue very firmly against the roof of your mouth. Helps me mitigate sneezes
odigo2020@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Tangentially related, press your tongue as flat as possible against the roof of you mouth to speed up recovery from brain freeze.
Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
These are the tips that the Kleenex company doesn’t want you to know! LOL
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is the best sentence I’ve heard all day. 😂 Much appreciated!
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Sneezing with a mouthful of anything is the worst. Even if you try to mitigate the damage by covering your mouth, it just blasts out everywhere.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Thats fucking awful I’m so sorry
atrielienz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are you really so preoccupied with the abilities of your flesh and bone prison that you felt the need the share this with us?
perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Hahahahahaha.
Yes.
No_Support_8363@lemm.ee 1 month ago
That sounds dreadful
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
Did it come out your nose?
perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Lol, no. Just spat some out.
frosch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
My dad once felt a sneeze coming while brushing teeth. He tried to suppress it and closed his mouth, resulting in a mouthful of minty toothpaste pressure-washing his nose.
He didn’t recommend this experience at all, besides the burning agony that lasted quite a while, crumbs of dry toothpaste kept falling out of his nose for like a week sporadically.