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• StinkySnork@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Sometimes you gotta make some love. And fuckin give her some smooches too.

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  • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Sometimes you got to squeeze… 🎶

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    • esadatari@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Do you have to politely request at times?

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• WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Dr. Jill Biden can you confirm?

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• ialvoi@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  You don’t always have to fuck her hard

  In fact sometimes that’s not right to do

  you got to make some love

  And fuckin’ give her some smooches too

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• fence_prude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Where is r/DarkBrandon when you need it >_<

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• half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Cum on man

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  • bignuts700@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    What if instead of joe biden it was joe freak

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• art@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  He was so real for saying that.

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• GiantRascal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  And I’ve never sexually harassed anyone… I prefer to think of it as sensual harassment.

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• DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “When you get angry at your dick because you’re on Viagra yet can’t nut”

  Joe’s ready to break some hips…his or Jill’s.

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• TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I don’t think that’s a real tweet. /s

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• Fish@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This is a quote from 50 Shades of Grey

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Bout time we have a president that fucks, tired of all this love bullshit.

  /s if it wasn’t obvious.

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• w00tabaga@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Fucked my hopes and dreams.

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• thelastknowngod@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It’s good to be the king.

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• darcy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  he was so real for saying that

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• jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Yeah, he likes to fuck the American people real hard.

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  • darcy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    who downvoted this?

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