The only winning move is not to play
Anon is irresistible
Submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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TheBat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Liome@pawb.social 7 months ago
“You loose 100% of the shots you don’t take”
Checkmate.BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I think “miss” instead of “loose” works better here, but yeah.
Zoot@reddthat.com 7 months ago
Hell, even just the correct spelling of “Lose” would work better than “loose”
Mango@lemmy.world 7 months ago
And if I do not have the objective of making shots?
beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
If you’re specific and pedantic enough you can be the best at anything
- The most beautiful, intelligent, and lovable person that wrote this comment
KellysNokia@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Guinness Book of World Records would like to know your location
KellysNokia@lemmy.world 7 months ago
When I was in school I asked my first crush if she wanted to go out with me and she said yes.
It was at that moment I realized I had no idea what I was actually doing and never did it again.
Mango@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I never ask anyone out because what’s the point? I’ve been dancing at a club on Fridays just to have a room with high ceilings and loud music for some flow arts. I’ve been turning down girls left and right because I’m just there to dance. I gotta find something I can wear to advertise how I just wanna dance and not hook up.
lemmywinksthegerbilking@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
this sounds shamefully familiar to me
henfredemars@infosec.pub 7 months ago
Is 0:0 a good K/D ratio?
BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Can’t divide by zero, so it’s undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin
TheBat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Chargin
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 7 months ago
con sidering the average person only ever gets 0:1 i’d say that’s pretty good.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Ok hear me out. You never ask out a woman, but you help a friend out by wingmaning for them. This gets you one assist. Now you are 0/0/1 which is an infinite KDA.