Anon is irresistible

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is 0:0 a good K/D ratio?

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  • BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t divide by zero, so it’s undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Chargin

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  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    con sidering the average person only ever gets 0:1 i’d say that’s pretty good.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok hear me out. You never ask out a woman, but you help a friend out by wingmaning for them. This gets you one assist. Now you are 0/0/1 which is an infinite KDA.

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The only winning move is not to play

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• Liome@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “You loose 100% of the shots you don’t take”
  Checkmate.

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  • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think “miss” instead of “loose” works better here, but yeah.

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    • Zoot@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hell, even just the correct spelling of “Lose” would work better than “loose”

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  • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And if I do not have the objective of making shots?

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• beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you’re specific and pedantic enough you can be the best at anything

  • The most beautiful, intelligent, and lovable person that wrote this comment

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  • KellysNokia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Guinness Book of World Records would like to know your location

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• KellysNokia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I was in school I asked my first crush if she wanted to go out with me and she said yes.

  It was at that moment I realized I had no idea what I was actually doing and never did it again.

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• Mango@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I never ask anyone out because what’s the point? I’ve been dancing at a club on Fridays just to have a room with high ceilings and loud music for some flow arts. I’ve been turning down girls left and right because I’m just there to dance. I gotta find something I can wear to advertise how I just wanna dance and not hook up.

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• lemmywinksthegerbilking@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  this sounds shamefully familiar to me

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