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Anon stays at his girl's place

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We all love Anon’s mom, that dirty cum dumpster.

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  • CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The “tendies” thing (“nuggies” too) is so cringe to me, even more than Redditors and “le bacon”. It’s so easy to heat up frozen, pre-breaded chicken, and all these greentexts present it as though “being able to cook” (read: can put frozen food in an air fryer) is the pinnacle of love languages.

    Can we make Lemmy lentils a thing or something? We’re already obcessed with beans I guess, feels like we need our own stupid food meme gimmicks to compete.

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    • WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love lentils 💜💜💜

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      • CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        be you

        wake up

        cast spell

        big bowl of lentils!

        post lentils to lemmy

        joy for all

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    • Wildly_Utilize@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      lentils are awesome!

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We love beans? Did I miss the memo?

      I’m down for beans, especially garbanzo beans/chickpeas since it’s easy to make into hummus, which goes with everything.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Do you know what the difference is between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

        I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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  • thawed_caveman@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That “kinda” inserted in the middle of “she accepts me” is absolutely devastating

    And that’s his mom

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The whole thing is cringe

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  • Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    His mum is a girl? Is OP a zygote?

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    took really good care of me when I broke both my hands

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