longcat

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• YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is just a cat where the owner feeds it exclusively long foods. Bananas, hot dogs, sausages, plantains, spaghetti, long eggplants, corn on the cob, those cheese rolls, hoggie sandwiches, baguettes, long john doughnuts etc

  This is the same technique the Germans use to make Dachshunds.

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  • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Snakes are cats that were fed only spaghetti.

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  • 5wim@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    this is true and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t

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• Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  longcat is looooooong

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• Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t care if it is a skinwalker, I’m petting it

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    this is exactly what someone assimilated by the skinwalker would say

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• bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Very long cat :3

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• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  lonkboi

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