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He’s bound to get it eventually

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • KammicRelief@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Now that’s a shitpost.

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  • jeffw@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fool me once, shame on you

    Fool me twice, shame on me

    Fool me four times, I’m probably just embarrassed to admit it’s a fetish

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh it’s no accident. He likes the feeling. magnetic putty pooping a metal cube

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  • aeternum@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    some say he's still not pulling his pants down to this day

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    • TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Whatever turns him on?

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  • TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Happens to the best of us. They need to reinvent pants so this doesn’t happen as easily.

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    • TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s always going commando in tear away pants.

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