I Drank Every Flavor Of Red Bull In A Row To See If It Would Give Me Wings

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have had cocaine nights gentler than this. My head keeps darting around like a songbird’s. The width of my skull feels off. My eyeballs are dry. I can hear my blood.

  Lmao

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, actually, I don’t miss college.

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Diabeetus

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  • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And arrythmia…

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    • variants@possumpat.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And the big sleep

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• TragicNotCute@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was expecting some reflection or some larger message or lesson the author learned. Nah, he drank a lot of Red Bulls, got predictably sick, and documented it. I appreciated reading it though. I kinda want a Red Bull now…

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  • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    and documented it.

    The scientific method at work

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• roboto@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  While this is incredibly stupid I read through the whole article and I really admire the guy for his tenacity. We all want to know what will happen and he’s just out there doing it and telling the world.

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• spujb@lemmy.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  article author is tragically misinformed, everyone knows it’s wiiings that redbull gives you

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