Man who stole 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs jailed for 18 months

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• Emperor@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Joby Pool, who drove off with sugary stash from Telford industrial unit, had clearly not acted on ‘spur of moment’, says prosecutor

  If I ate all those Creme Eggs, a jobbie pool would be the least of my worries.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I eat 1 and feel like I am going to get type 2 diabetes. I can’t imagine 200,000.

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    • Emperor@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think more than ten gives you Type 3 diabetes (which is 1 and 2).

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    • Son_of_dad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My wife loves creme eggs, I insist that they taste like sugar paste and have no discernable flavor beyond being too sweet

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  • Violet_McQuasional@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If he’d been called Jobby Pool it could have been prophetic of what happened if he ate his stash.

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• thehatfox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So what was his plan to do with so many eggs had his thievery been successful? Is there a thriving black market for dodgy crème eggs?

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  • GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Possible a collaboration with this guy?

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      …so the judge says “Death by Mau Mau”!

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• sagrotan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  One should give him a price - these things are pure diabetes type 2.

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• bh11235@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  About 4 minutes of jail time per egg give or take

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Worth it if you get to keep them.

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