“I’ve been on gel that makes you orange for three years but I still greyscalemode in public” (I’ve been using a gel that makes my skin appear orange for three years, but I still appear in a muted, grayscale-like manner in public)
“My spectral decomposition is too close to homogeneous everyone can see it” (The distribution of colors in my appearance is too uniform and lacking in variety, so it is obvious to everyone)
“I have accepted my fate as an orangecel desaturatoid” (I have accepted my fate as an orange-colored, desaturated and dull version of myself)
“luckchromatic primaroids such as yourself could never understand” (People with normal, vibrant color perception like yourself could never truly understand my experience)
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
If you identify as orange, than you are and I will use orange pronouns for you
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Like cofvefe?
CareHare@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Pronouns: Tremendey/Tremendous
Klear@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If you identify as orange I’m gonna call you lemon-lime.
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 months ago
So if you’re slow like me, there aren’t pronouns for oranges.