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cringemaxxing and nonsensepilled

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you identify as orange, than you are and I will use orange pronouns for you

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    • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Like cofvefe?

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      • CareHare@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pronouns: Tremendey/Tremendous

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you identify as orange I’m gonna call you lemon-lime.

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    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So if you’re slow like me, there aren’t pronouns for oranges.

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  • lemmingnosis@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I’ve been on gel that makes you orange for three years but I still greyscalemode in public” (I’ve been using a gel that makes my skin appear orange for three years, but I still appear in a muted, grayscale-like manner in public)

    “My spectral decomposition is too close to homogeneous everyone can see it” (The distribution of colors in my appearance is too uniform and lacking in variety, so it is obvious to everyone)

    “I have accepted my fate as an orangecel desaturatoid” (I have accepted my fate as an orange-colored, desaturated and dull version of myself)

    “luckchromatic primaroids such as yourself could never understand” (People with normal, vibrant color perception like yourself could never truly understand my experience)

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  • Hubi@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This reads like some random dialogue from Cruelty Squad.

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    • realDek4y@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      SLURPCOIN DOT COM. FLIPPERBUCKS. PLUGGING MY BODY INTO THE BIOCURRENCY TERMINAL. FUTURE

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      • casmael@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I really miss subredditsimulator tbh

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    • psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Facts about the average Titanium Princess resident: High IQ, Software developer, INTJ. That’s me.

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  • spujb@lemmy.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    green is just a chromacuck and wouldn’t get it

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  • gigachad@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s over, orangecel

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  • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some of those words are too complicated. Not brainrot enough.

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