Rotisserie Chimken 2024

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• Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If the cat has the self-control to not touch the chicken, we can trust it with the nuclear codes.

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  • Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But he will still knock everything off the presidential desk,tho.

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Man… This… This is a proper shitpost.

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• andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Idk about chicken, but pancakes on the shovel, mmm.

  Pancakes served on showels to the crowd during some fucked up russian celebration years ago

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  • riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eat little piggies. The shovel is all yours.

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• nailingjello@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of the South Park Fantastic Easter Special episode where the rabbit ends up being Pope since they knew that man could be corrupted, but bunnies were pure.

  Except cats can be assholes, so might not be the best comparison.

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  • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But he is offering you chicken (not eating it). You can trust.

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• HKPiax@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And a funny hard hat

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• Renacles@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does he always hold the same rotisserie chicken or does he switch it up every once in a while?

  I’m asking because I feel like supporting him but want to make sure he has plans for the future.

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  • riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Man. He’s gonna stuff his little cute mouth with this chicken and be all greasy from it. Then he’s gonna go to sleep for ours.

    You better fucking hope it’s televised.

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• OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I missed out on Rotissary chicken most of my life. I always viewed it as processed unhealthy McDonald’s style crap. My wife loved them and showed me the ingredients label and nutritional stuff. In Canada atleast, Walmart and Safeways Chickens are as if you roasted the chicken yourself. All natural spices and no random preserve chemicals.

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• atro_city@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Might as well just vote for Literally Anybody Else

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  *on pollos

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If the cat’s a Republican, it would still be likely to implement Project 2025. I would only vote for the cat if it were running as a Democrat.

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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