Wish for your greatest desire

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• casmael@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This meme was brought to you by the Diogenes gang woohoo roll out the barrel

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• BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  better make it one of those Voodoo Rangers with their wine level alcohol percentage. a 6 pack of those will kick my butt for the rest of the day before I even realize it. I’ll be like, “Hmm. This beer is pretty good despite it being fruity.” …5 mins later… “Omg, why am I so drunk? I need to go to bed.” …next morning… “What happened?”

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  • lemmyman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A nearby liquor store has 19.2 oz for $3, and there is usually a buy-2-get-$2-back rebate. At 9.5% alcohol that’s basically six drinks. Get smashed for $4

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I am too old to drink liquor that cheap. Hangovers get worse with age.

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• downpunxx@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  1st wish: I wish that you would let me have unlimited wishes
  2nd wish: I wish for unlimited wishes

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    but what’s your third wish

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    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Beer

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• GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And now you know why genies turn evil.

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