I've been getting very alarming text messages lately.

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Little birdie has gotta be the Duolingo bird.

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  • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I did break my streak in Greek lessons today…so do you think Duolingo has hired Alvin and the Chipmunks to kill me?! 😧

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    • knacht1@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes.

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• MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just stomp on them. What’re they gonna do, not be tiny and squishable?

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  • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    comes out with cat in your arms

    feast.

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or go outside, get assaulted, go to police with message log, press charges and pursue prison time.

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