WIFE: LEFT HOG: CRANKED PANTS: SHIDDED WIPE: NEVER
THE_PACK IS BLEEDING INTO REAL LIFE.
Y'all want a shitpost?
Submitted 6 months ago by spicytuna62@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
Vej@lemm.ee 6 months ago
MrVilliam@lemmy.world 6 months ago
ARRROOOOOOOOO, MFERS!
sirtwinklebottom@lemmy.world 6 months ago
AROOOOOO! THOUGHT I HEARD SOME HOGS GETTIN CRANKED!
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
I’m going to shit in life’s pants
Alteon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Real men don’t wipe. Real men leave that brown shit of superiority staining their ass and underwear. It’s a display of dominance. Show that washing machine whose boss. Let your wife and girlfriend see the proud steak of freedom, a signature of your manliness written upon the very fabric of the garments you wear closest to your body.
Watch men of weaker constitution and lower stature run away from you, and give you the space and respectful deference that you deserve. You are a king, and kings don’t worry about such literal shit.
Let it eventually mark your truck seat as warning to weaker men what sort of beast occupies that vehicle and you will never again have to worry about criminal scum trying to take your vehicle for fear of your retribution, for they beared witness to the throne upon which a real man resides.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m so wet
iamericandre@lemmy.world 6 months ago
My wife calls me Dale Earnhardt Jr because my underwear is so full of streaks
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 months ago
There are genuinely men on the internet who think wiping yourself after shitting is gay, because men shouldn’t do anything with another man’s arsehole, even their own.
ignotum@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Reminds me of a guy that didn’t know the name of colors because he “wasn’t gay”
I guess he was so aggressively straight that he developed monochromaticity
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
If you aren’t wiping at least 2 inches deep, it isn’t clean!