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Only 60 more years left of my shift on earth

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TubeTalkerX@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Under Ideal circumstances mind you.

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    • someguywithacomputer@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not everyone can afford to survive just by simply working a job forever. That’s the problem.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not if they invent life-prolonging drugs, or zombie magic, or implanting you with a chip that prevents you to die.

    All for you to work a meaningless job not producing anything benefiting society/planet.

    It’s not even that anyone needs more productivity, no, it’s just how much humans enjoy the suffering of others (I can’t find a better explanation).

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Put my mind into a robot body so I can just go into sleep mode for the next thousand years and check out the future.

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Or become a lich. That might be the safer option so no one comes along & repurposes you using an old floppy disc for you to perform some manual labour.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I totally get the devil. If someone wants me to come back after my turm I’ll rebel too

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lost of opossums today

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    • dankestnug420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I put my team on back like an opossum.

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  • shani66@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No shitpost here, just the cold hard truth.

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