You did it. The crazy son of a bitch, you did it.

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• thisfro@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ocean acidification: Am I a joke to you?

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  • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fo real

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  • nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    does that mean earth is a soda?

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What do you mean none of it is carbonated? Ain’t you ever heard of soda springs?

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• BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I dumped seltzer water into the ocean so now some of it is carbonated, boom earth unflattened.

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• solidgrue@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh, it’s all carbonated. Once the atmosphere is hot enough to lower thenpressure across the boundary interface between air and sea and/or heat the oceans sufficiently to ex-gas, it’ll fizz. It’ll fizz for sure.

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  • Daxtron2@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In some places it already does in the summer :)

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• HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All living things are made of carbon. Most living things live in the water.

  Ergo: Most water is carbonated.

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  • Soggytoast@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Most things live on land, about 2% of Earth’s biomass is in the oceans.

    There are a lot of trees, fungus, and cows

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• droog_the_droog@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Soda springs geyser: am I a joke to yiu?

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• BaalInvoker@lemmy.eco.br ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What?? How?!

  Shit, he just convinced me! I have no arguments against insanity, so I must agree

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  • Lowpast@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There is naturally carbonated water, so…

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    • BaalInvoker@lemmy.eco.br ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You denier!

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• GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There is a lot of ahcktually going on in here for a decently good dad joke.

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• uranibaba@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can someone explain the joke for me?

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  • burrito82@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Flat water=non-carbonated water or sometimes tap water. Since the oceans/surface water is not sparkling/carbonated water it must be flat water. Since the earth is mostly water it must be flat, too.

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    • uranibaba@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That was a funny joke, thanks for explaining.

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  • baropithecus@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When a fizzy drink loses its fizziness, it’s described as flat.

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• AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  With your donation to your local oil baron, we can change this

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• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where the fuck are they getting Topo Chico from? Fucking Mars?

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s an “illegal aliens from Mexico” joke here but I’m too stoned to come up with it.

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