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You did it. The crazy son of a bitch, you did it.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • thisfro@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ocean acidification: Am I a joke to you?

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    • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fo real

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    • nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      does that mean earth is a soda?

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What do you mean none of it is carbonated? Ain’t you ever heard of soda springs?

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  • BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I dumped seltzer water into the ocean so now some of it is carbonated, boom earth unflattened.

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  • solidgrue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh, it’s all carbonated. Once the atmosphere is hot enough to lower thenpressure across the boundary interface between air and sea and/or heat the oceans sufficiently to ex-gas, it’ll fizz. It’ll fizz for sure.

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    • Daxtron2@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In some places it already does in the summer :)

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  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All living things are made of carbon. Most living things live in the water.

    Ergo: Most water is carbonated.

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    • Soggytoast@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Most things live on land, about 2% of Earth’s biomass is in the oceans.

      There are a lot of trees, fungus, and cows

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  • droog_the_droog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Soda springs geyser: am I a joke to yiu?

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  • BaalInvoker@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What?? How?!

    Shit, he just convinced me! I have no arguments against insanity, so I must agree

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    • Lowpast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There is naturally carbonated water, so…

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      • BaalInvoker@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You denier!

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  • GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There is a lot of ahcktually going on in here for a decently good dad joke.

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  • uranibaba@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can someone explain the joke for me?

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    • burrito82@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Flat water=non-carbonated water or sometimes tap water. Since the oceans/surface water is not sparkling/carbonated water it must be flat water. Since the earth is mostly water it must be flat, too.

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      • uranibaba@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That was a funny joke, thanks for explaining.

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    • baropithecus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      When a fizzy drink loses its fizziness, it’s described as flat.

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  • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    With your donation to your local oil baron, we can change this

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where the fuck are they getting Topo Chico from? Fucking Mars?

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    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s an “illegal aliens from Mexico” joke here but I’m too stoned to come up with it.

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