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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • jerrythegenius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When does a joke become a dad joke?

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    when its meaning becomes apparent

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I love you. Will you marry me?

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      • Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Sorry, my name is Fred, its not meant to be

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  • Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The child isn’t born yet and he’s dishing out dad jokes?

    Either it’s not his wife’s first child or he’s a premature dad and he should go to the hospital to be monitored until the child is delivered. There is a chance he obtained dad power without being a dad yet. Premature dad puns are too concentrated and are hard to control; they is a danger to himself and those around them.

    Please post again for more unsolicited medical advice.

    • Totally a real doctor.
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  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Going to Labour? I didn’t know his wife is active in politics

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  • Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Waiting to make this call any day now, I’m definitely stealing this

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Huh?

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      • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I love how this thread reads from my app:

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        Like… I mean they were pretty clear the first time I thought.

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