Dad

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• jerrythegenius@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When does a joke become a dad joke?

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  when its meaning becomes apparent

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love you. Will you marry me?

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    • Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sorry, my name is Fred, its not meant to be

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• Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The child isn’t born yet and he’s dishing out dad jokes?

  Either it’s not his wife’s first child or he’s a premature dad and he should go to the hospital to be monitored until the child is delivered. There is a chance he obtained dad power without being a dad yet. Premature dad puns are too concentrated and are hard to control; they is a danger to himself and those around them.

  Please post again for more unsolicited medical advice.

  • Totally a real doctor.

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• xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Going to Labour? I didn’t know his wife is active in politics

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• Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Waiting to make this call any day now, I’m definitely stealing this

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Huh?

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    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love how this thread reads from my app:

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      Like… I mean they were pretty clear the first time I thought.

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