Comment on Anon's lacking pissing habits

• codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Trick-pissing champ here, the real homies bank their shots off the shower walls first before swirling it around the bowl for the finale. If I’ve been drinking heavily the night before, I’ll piss fakey or throw in some yoga poses to up the challenge. The only way to be great is to push yourself a little farther each time you step up to the bowl.

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Behind the knee and then over the shoulder has always been a crowd pleaser for me. I’ve had friends recently get into the long distance bracket, they often practice with their backs against the wall and piss hitting the urinal in a public washroom. They often score for distance and duration.

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Start/stop rate and laminar flow is the real trick.

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