Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Why not both? Help the constipated AND make the world’s worst people shit themselves on live TV…

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’m just saying, no one’s talking about how you could help people with this too.

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I don’t know anyone that needs help popping. I know many people who I’d like to make shit themselves.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        www.mayoclinic.org/…/syc-20351460

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      • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        But what are the rules? Is it like death note where you need their name and be thinking of their face? Or is it “Hey, that 3rd grade math teacher who gave me a hard time. What’s her name? Forgot how she looks, too… she shits herself now!” Type of thing.

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• Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  There’s not a few people you’d want to shit themselves to death? Not even Putin?

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  • peregrin5@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    So it’s like having a Death Note but the only method of death is shitting themselves? I’m down.

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    • tetris11@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Well you can get them to smear out symbols with their faeces before they die

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Do I want to commit murder? No.

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    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      How about protect your friends and family from a predator?

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        I’m not going to play this game. It’s the same game people play with me when I say I don’t want to own a gun.

        I have never been in such a situation, so I have no idea what I would do. As it is, my large, mean dog would make it unlikely.

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• Kitathalla@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  That’s the best answer.

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  I feel you’ve got a good personal reason behind it though. I haven’t seen anything from you about your health recently, so I hope you’re doing great, and that the move to the UK goes swell!

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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    Very slow improvements on the health front and I hope so too, thank you!

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Sidebar:

      I can only assume Ms. Squid has finished your sweater…

      What’s the status on my Penguin sweater?

      No rush, of course 😅

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        She has not! I was hoping it would be my Christmas present.

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