Sounds like dialog from Poorly Drawn Lines.
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BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 month agoI used to be a piece of shit…I still am, but I used to be also.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The basis of the joke is most commonly attributed to Mitch Hedberg.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thanks. I can’t remember the exact wording offhand. I may have butchered it. But that is what I was going for.
Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s all good, you were pretty close.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Omg I’m crying laughing. This hits the spot.