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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months agoThe Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!
That is why I am your king!
steventhedev@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bottom rack retail workers distributing replica weaponry is hardly a good basis for a system of government
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Be quiet!
BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some
wateryren fair tart threw a sword at you!ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Shut up!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
If I was to say that I’m the emperor because some underpaid and overworked employee lobbed a foam claymore at me, they’d put me away!