I’m so fucked bruh I can’t even imagine king Arthur as a man anymore
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Bow before your new king!!! For I have received Excalibur from the lady of the lake!!!
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well I didn’t vote for you.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You don’t vote for kings
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well how do you become king then?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!
That is why I am your king!
Mikug@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You clearly haven’t heard of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth