It’s amazing how Santa always wanted to drink the same cheap lager as my dad.
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Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
My friend, Santa eats mince pies and sherry in Britain. A few cookies on the other side of the moat barely soaks up the alcohol.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Honestly, it’s amazing he doesn’t fall out of the sleigh.