Comment on Anon wipes his ass

python@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• schnokobaer@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Funny how there’s always a completely moot discussion about wiping techniques or bidets when the real issue with people having to wipe 20 times is almost always diet.

  If you think that’s bullshit go ahead and buy a small (for testing) pack of psyllium husk, consume two table spoons a day (in water or on top of a meal) and witness yourself becoming One-Sheet-Shane on the throne in 3 days.

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  • shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    witness yourself becoming One-Sheet-Shane on the throne in 3 days.

    <afterChipotlewayComercial>

    ¡Not everybody’s got a Golden Asshole, Kyle!

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  • python@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Psyllium Hust tastes like dirt, try Inulin instead. It’s basically tasteless and does the exact same thing.

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Honestly, being constipated has always been good for not having a messy ass. It’s being regular or having diarrhea that is messy.

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Eh I find truly regular isnt that messy. Its the liquid or liquids mixed with gas that get messy. True regular just slides out, sometimes so easily there isn’t even anything visible on a sheet after the first wipe.

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